Friday, November 29, 2013

National Fight For A Toaster Day!

Today, is Black friday. Or in my words
 day.
So, let me tell you a story on this day. Now sit down children, time for stories with Mother Goose!

To start it off, we were going to get a toaster on this day. Because you know, 50% off? that's pretty good! But let me tell you, that there were no more. Wait. What. We got in a crowd, trying to get just a toaster, and there was no more? We soon found out that there was a cart full of toaster, being moved by this old lady. My mom tells me to ggo and ask her if we can have one. So, in my most polite way, I walk up to her and ask if we can have one of those, and point at the toaster. She then smacks my hand and runs off with the cart. You could have just said no! Now because of you I don't want to go shopping!

And that was the day an old lady smacked my hand, because my family wanted one of her toasters.
Anyways, I'm going to the mall with my family later today. I'm terrified of today. Oh well. I can't do anything about it. You want to know what's worst? I'm broke. On this day, we go to the mall, and I'm broke. Not a single penny! What am I to do? Now time for story #2.

I want to check the mail. My sister won't let me and she just pulled out a kitchen knife. I should probably just stay...

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